May 2013
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dad-rock-davos:
transhumanisticpanspermia:
if you ever think the bible is boring just remember that fucking ophanim are a thing
that’s right, that thing isn’t some fucking lovecraftian eldritch beast
that’s from ezekiel
Also, some theologians believe that the angels who…
Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.
the winchesters: [loudly discussing demons and satanic rituals wherever they go]
renlybaratheeon:
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
untroestlich:
jesuschristvevo:
a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino
what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks.
I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3
ostracizedpoodle:
*gets down on one knee* will you go away
averypottersenioryear:
if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
you know what it fucking sucks when you have so many books to read but school keeps getting in the fucking way and you just get homework everyday and it’s like goddamn it motherfucker i juST WANT TO FUCKING READ MY BOOKS I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SCHOOL I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS
how to boys
theshoutingendoflife:
boobbryar:
foie:
greet
chat
chat
chat
joke
joke
joke
joke
compliment appearance
compliment personality
flirt
flirt
flirt
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
hug
amorous hug
amorous hug
first kiss
kiss
kiss
kiss
make out
make out
make out
make out
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
woo-hoo
propose
it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference
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instead of getting their period girls should just get to sleep for 5 days straight every month everyone wins
me: I love The Hunger Games it's so great and amazing and incredible and I just love it so much
another fan: oh my god right, it's the best ever, it's better than Harry Potter
me: whoa whoa whoa slow down
watsholms:
blameitonthesilence:
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