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theofficialyahoostaff: tumhoo-i-ship-it: theofficialyahoostaff: fandomingforever: Okay guys….new...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:16:22 -0400

tumhoo-i-ship-it:

theofficialyahoostaff:

fandomingforever:

Okay guys….new plan…..we buy YAHOO!!

How much potato

8 potato?

No 19 potato

Sounds about right.

let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:16:07 -0400

let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake

ahuntersheart: Never tame your words,teach them to sit, cliptheir chin hairs. Or cup your...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:15:46 -0400

ahuntersheart:

Never tame your words,
teach them to sit, clip
their chin hairs. Or cup your hands
beneath their lolly tongues,
catch their drool. You must be a madman
held in cloth skin,
ballerinas dancing in your mouth.
When the hounds wail
inside your body no one
must hear them.
-John Rybicki, “Animal Sounds Off Pavement”

the-absolute-best-gifs: #basically every fangirl ever

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:14:46 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

#basically every fangirl ever

pomaikai-mauloa: jimbertimber: coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:13:24 -0400

pomaikai-mauloa:

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

oh my god thank you

guceubcuesu: drarna: instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:13:03 -0400

guceubcuesu:

drarna:

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack

and then repeat them

cryptaniac: bananneli: I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:11:57 -0400

cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

satandidnothingwrong: has this been done yet

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:10:56 -0400

satandidnothingwrong:

has this been done yet

satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:10:43 -0400

satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:42:45 -0400

irresponsibleeyouth: the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:42:19 -0400

irresponsibleeyouth:

the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out

exilethepoet: You know, when you have kids and you love them...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:42:12 -0400

exilethepoet:

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

Will Smith, the best fucking man in the entire motherfucking world.

bambin-a: sigh

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:41:21 -0400

bambin-a:

*sigh*

How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:40:54 -0400

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

artforadults: Hyungho lee

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:39:44 -0400

artforadults:

Hyungho lee

joshmosh415: I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:39:15 -0400

joshmosh415:

I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were made by god. These gif’s say it all.

eatsleepdraw: Nonsense poem drawing. @...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:36:30 -0400

eatsleepdraw:

Nonsense poem drawing.

@ http://emzstuff.tumblr.com

joyceanfartboner: The Best

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:33:41 -0400

joyceanfartboner:

The Best

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:33:11 -0400

la-hire-ships-it: tabiisprecious: onthesideoftheotters: joshsu...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:31:12 -0400

la-hire-ships-it:

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

the more i look at this gif the more stuff i notice and then i laugh more